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RE: joke time
September 8, 2020 at 1:49 am
15 years ago today my grandfather died because we couldn't remember his blood type.
His last words were, "Be positive!"
I try to be, every day.
But it's hard sometimes without him.
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RE: joke time
September 8, 2020 at 4:05 am
When I argue with the wife, I always have the final word.
It is:
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RE: joke time
September 8, 2020 at 4:54 am
If a doctor gives you a year to live, kill him.
That way a judge will give you 20 to life.
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RE: joke time
September 8, 2020 at 9:28 am
A Spalding salesman once asked me to invest with them.
He said tennis balls generally have a high rate of return.
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RE: joke time
September 8, 2020 at 12:51 pm
(September 8, 2020 at 4:54 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: If a doctor gives you a year to live, kill him.
That way a judge will give you 20 to life.
And if he gives you six months to live, tell him you can’t pay him. He’ll give you another six months.
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September 8, 2020 at 2:55 pm
If you’re best man at your mate’s second wedding after being best man at his first, is it appropriate to start your toast with, ‘Welcome back, everyone!’ ?
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September 8, 2020 at 6:43 pm
Friend, "Meet my new girlfriend!"
Me, "You can do better!"
Friend, "She's right here!"
Me, "I know. I was talking to her."
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RE: joke time
September 10, 2020 at 1:11 am
I'm on a facebook group about Oriental Short Hair Cats. (I've had 2 and loved them)
i posted a picture of one and someone asked where I get my oriental short hairs from, I said I'm not sure but I suspect my mother had an affair with an Asian guy
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RE: joke time
September 10, 2020 at 5:23 am
It's a five minute walk from my house to the local pub, but a fifty minute walk back.
The difference is staggering
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