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RE: joke time
September 10, 2020 at 5:20 pm
What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake? "Not my fault."
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RE: joke time
September 10, 2020 at 5:28 pm
(September 10, 2020 at 5:20 pm)Brian37 Wrote: What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake? "Not my fault."

Please tell me you made that up.

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RE: joke time
September 10, 2020 at 5:29 pm
(September 10, 2020 at 5:28 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 10, 2020 at 5:20 pm)Brian37 Wrote: What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake? "Not my fault."

Please tell me you made that up.

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RE: joke time
September 10, 2020 at 6:49 pm
(September 10, 2020 at 5:28 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 10, 2020 at 5:20 pm)Brian37 Wrote: What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake? "Not my fault."

Please tell me you made that up.

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You can Google it and find it in several places.
  
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RE: joke time
September 10, 2020 at 7:03 pm
(September 10, 2020 at 6:49 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(September 10, 2020 at 5:28 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Please tell me you made that up.

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You can Google it and find it in several places.

I actually DID NOT look that up. 

In all seriousness, there is such a thing in human history in our entire species history called "mutual discovery". If you watch the entire COSMOS series with Neil deGrasse Tyson, in multiple episodes he points out that humans whom never met each other can come to similar conclusions. 

I seriously DID make that up minutes before I posted it. But when you just now pointed out others have made the same/similar joke, it makes sense.

Just like Aboriginals and Chinese have their own mythology about stars and commits. 

I am not shocked that I wasn't the first to come up with this joke. But I really did not look it up.
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September 10, 2020 at 7:16 pm
(September 10, 2020 at 7:03 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(September 10, 2020 at 6:49 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: You can Google it and find it in several places.

I actually DID NOT look that up. 

In all seriousness, there is such a thing in human history in our entire species history called "mutual discovery". If you watch the entire COSMOS series with Neil deGrasse Tyson, in multiple episodes he points out that humans whom never met each other can come to similar conclusions. 

I seriously DID make that up minutes before I posted it. But when you just now pointed out others have made the same/similar joke, it makes sense.

Just like Aboriginals and Chinese have their own mythology about stars and commits. 

I am not shocked that I wasn't the first to come up with this joke. But I really did not look it up.

‘Comets’, not ‘commits’.

And I’m glad you came up with that joke on your own. Seriously glad.

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RE: joke time
September 10, 2020 at 7:33 pm
(September 10, 2020 at 7:16 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 10, 2020 at 7:03 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I actually DID NOT look that up. 

In all seriousness, there is such a thing in human history in our entire species history called "mutual discovery". If you watch the entire COSMOS series with Neil deGrasse Tyson, in multiple episodes he points out that humans whom never met each other can come to similar conclusions. 

I seriously DID make that up minutes before I posted it. But when you just now pointed out others have made the same/similar joke, it makes sense.

Just like Aboriginals and Chinese have their own mythology about stars and commits. 

I am not shocked that I wasn't the first to come up with this joke. But I really did not look it up.

‘Comets’, not ‘commits’.

And I’m glad you came up with that joke on your own. Seriously glad.

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He couldn't spell so others said fuck it.
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RE: joke time
September 10, 2020 at 8:52 pm
Quote:A man goes to the doctor and says " Doc, I'm having problems with my ears, I think I'm going deaf."

The Doc says, "Can you tell me the symptoms?"

The man replies, " Well, Homer's the big fat bloke, and Marge has blue hair!"
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RE: joke time
September 10, 2020 at 8:57 pm
(September 10, 2020 at 8:52 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote:
Quote:A man goes to the doctor and says " Doc, I'm having problems with my ears, I think I'm going deaf."

The Doc says, "Can you tell me the symptoms?"

The man replies, " Well, Homer's the big fat bloke, and Marge has blue hair!"

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RE: joke time
September 11, 2020 at 6:56 am
(September 10, 2020 at 8:57 pm)Fireball Wrote: Hey! Look who's back!  Party Time

I know, right?  Need moar Vulcan.

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