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RE: joke time
January 24, 2021 at 4:52 am
When I was a student my flatmate and I renovated the place.
We knocked down a wall and found a fully furnished room we'd never seen before.
The neighbours were pissed.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: joke time
January 24, 2021 at 6:12 am
(January 23, 2021 at 6:56 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Dam it, just when I thought I had seen the best Bernie freezing meme. Someone had to incorporate my favorite sitcom into it.
If it's your favourite sitcom, this should be easy for you:
What was Penny's last name BEFORE she married Leonard?
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RE: joke time
January 24, 2021 at 6:49 am
(January 24, 2021 at 6:38 am)onlinebiker Wrote: (January 24, 2021 at 6:12 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If it's your favourite sitcom, this should be easy for you:
What was Penny's last name BEFORE she married Leonard?
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Johnson...
Because she married Zack while drunk in Vegas...
Before that - she had no surname.
Ok, you're REALLY not getting the whole dynamic between 37 and me...
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RE: joke time
January 24, 2021 at 5:36 pm
I think I agree with Valkyrie.
Brian and Brian should get a room and stop dry humping each other's posts!
I miss the obligatory Fuck You!
Your relationship has devolved since you dropped it, much like the soap.
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RE: joke time
January 24, 2021 at 6:35 pm
(January 24, 2021 at 5:36 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: I think I agree with Valkyrie.
Brian and Brian should get a room and stop dry humping each other's posts!
I miss the obligatory Fuck You!
Your relationship has devolved since you dropped it, much like the soap.
Not to worry, the ‘Fuck you’ can be resurrected as needed.
As far as getting a room goes, I like to think that I could do better.
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RE: joke time
January 24, 2021 at 7:36 pm
‘I met a girl who had twelve breasts.’
‘That sounds strange.’
‘Dozen tit?’
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RE: joke time
January 25, 2021 at 3:58 am
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A Bernie meme without Bernie.
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RE: joke time
January 25, 2021 at 7:31 pm
What goes in hard, straight and dry, and comes out soft, wrinkled and wet?
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