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When I was a student my flatmate and I renovated the place.

We knocked down a wall and found a fully furnished room we'd never seen before.

The neighbours were pissed.
Dying to live, living to die.
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(January 23, 2021 at 6:56 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Dam it, just when I thought I had seen the best Bernie freezing meme. Someone had to incorporate my favorite sitcom into it.

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If it's your favourite sitcom, this should be easy for you:

What was Penny's last name BEFORE she married Leonard?

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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(January 24, 2021 at 6:12 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 23, 2021 at 6:56 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Dam it, just when I thought I had seen the best Bernie freezing meme. Someone had to incorporate my favorite sitcom into it.

[Image: Esc5si9XAAkG5xU?format=jpg&name=900x900]

If it's your favourite sitcom, this should be easy for you:

What was Penny's last name BEFORE she married Leonard?

Boru

Johnson...

Because she married Zack while drunk in Vegas...

Before that - she had no surname.
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(January 24, 2021 at 6:38 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(January 24, 2021 at 6:12 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If it's your favourite sitcom, this should be easy for you:

What was Penny's last name BEFORE she married Leonard?

Boru

Johnson...

Because she married Zack while drunk in Vegas...

Before that - she had no surname.

Ok, you're REALLY not getting the whole dynamic between 37 and me... Smile

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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(January 24, 2021 at 6:49 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 24, 2021 at 6:38 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Johnson...

Because she married Zack while drunk in Vegas...

Before that - she had no surname.

Ok, you're REALLY not getting the whole dynamic between 37 and me... Smile

Boru
Maybe... 
But - I bet I can kick his ass SOUNDLY at BBT trivia.....


The trick would be to make it in real time - so he can't slink off and google every answer..
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I think I agree with Valkyrie.

Brian and Brian should get a room and stop dry humping each other's posts!

I miss the obligatory Fuck You!

Your relationship has devolved since you dropped it, much like the soap.
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(January 24, 2021 at 5:36 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: I think I agree with Valkyrie.

Brian and Brian should get a room and stop dry humping each other's posts!

I miss the obligatory Fuck You!

Your relationship has devolved since you dropped it, much like the soap.

Not to worry, the ‘Fuck you’ can be resurrected as needed.

As far as getting a room goes, I like to think that I could do better.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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‘I met a girl who had twelve breasts.’

‘That sounds strange.’

‘Dozen tit?’

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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A Bernie meme without Bernie.

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Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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What goes in hard, straight and dry, and comes out soft, wrinkled and wet?




Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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