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RE: joke time
March 14, 2021 at 8:03 pm
I just live in a haunted castle with a lava moat.
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RE: joke time
March 15, 2021 at 4:44 am
When you inadvertently make a LOTR reference in daily conversation, it's called a 'Frodian slip'.

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RE: joke time
March 15, 2021 at 5:49 am
A weasel walks into a bar. 'Wow,' goes the barman. 'We've never had a weasel in here before. What can I get you?'

'Pop,' goes the weasel.

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RE: joke time
March 15, 2021 at 4:26 pm
Me: I’d like to buy a bagel with cream cheese.

Clerk: Sorry, we only accept cash.

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RE: joke time
March 15, 2021 at 5:58 pm
(March 15, 2021 at 5:49 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A weasel walks into a bar. 'Wow,' goes the barman. 'We've never had a weasel in here before. What can I get you?'

'Pop,' goes the weasel.

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No!

Bad!
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RE: joke time
March 15, 2021 at 6:08 pm
(March 15, 2021 at 5:58 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 15, 2021 at 5:49 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A weasel walks into a bar. 'Wow,' goes the barman. 'We've never had a weasel in here before. What can I get you?'

'Pop,' goes the weasel.

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No!

Bad!

Brace yourself. More like that on the way. Smile

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March 15, 2021 at 8:35 pm
You really have to hand it to short people.

Usually because they can't reach.
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RE: joke time
March 15, 2021 at 10:23 pm
(March 15, 2021 at 5:49 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A weasel walks into a bar. 'Wow,' goes the barman. 'We've never had a weasel in here before. What can I get you?'

'Pop,' goes the weasel.

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HA HA HA HA....... 

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RE: joke time
March 16, 2021 at 5:22 am
And the first little pig found a man selling straw and asked to buy some straw to build his house.

And the man said, "Fuck me, a talking pig!"
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RE: joke time
March 16, 2021 at 7:10 am
I made my first unboxing video. I'm not going to post it, though - the other people at the funeral are threatening a lawsuit.

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