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RE: joke time
September 14, 2023 at 5:59 pm
(September 14, 2023 at 5:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (September 14, 2023 at 3:57 pm)Fireball Wrote: ^ That's no bull!
Don't encourage him!
Pfft. Like I need encouragement.
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September 15, 2023 at 6:09 am
Two antennas got married…the reception was amazing.
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RE: joke time
September 15, 2023 at 10:19 am
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any real interest in his paintings which had been on display for the previous few weeks.
‘I have good news and bad news,’ the owner replied. ‘The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 17 of your paintings.’
‘That’s wonderful, absolutely marvellous,’ the artist exclaimed. ‘What’s the bad news?’
‘The buyer was your doctor.’
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RE: joke time
September 15, 2023 at 5:07 pm
Trump was holding a rally when someone threw a beer at him.
It was a draft, so he dodged it easily...
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RE: joke time
September 16, 2023 at 2:34 pm
Her: ‘What can I do to make you happy?’
Me: ‘Stop talking during Godzilla movies.’
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RE: joke time
September 18, 2023 at 7:35 am
What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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RE: joke time
September 18, 2023 at 2:50 pm
(September 18, 2023 at 7:35 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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I'm embarrassed to say, it took me a few seconds...
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September 19, 2023 at 4:56 pm
I started a band called ‘999 Megabytes’.
We still haven’t gotten a gig.
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September 20, 2023 at 4:17 pm
I tried posting a joke online about Orion’s Belt, but it only got three stars.
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RE: joke time
September 21, 2023 at 5:40 pm
The Beastie Boys are releasing a five-part anthology. You can download Parts A through D for free, but you gotta fight for your right to Part E.
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