Were you the inspiration for the "Nantucket" limerick?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
Ask your Creator.
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Were you the inspiration for the "Nantucket" limerick?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
(October 11, 2017 at 9:44 pm)Mathilda Wrote: Be honest now, when you created us, did you really read the instruction manual first? No. It was in North Korean.
Dying to live, living to die.
(October 11, 2017 at 9:46 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Were you the inspiration for the "Nantucket" limerick? No, that was Lucifer.
Dying to live, living to die.
Do you ever get tired of transubstantiating in peoples mouths?
Can you transubstantiate in any other orifice?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
(October 11, 2017 at 10:02 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Do you ever get tired of transubstantiating in peoples mouths? That's not me. Humans have an oral fixation. You people are disturbing.
Dying to live, living to die.
Hey, this god could be legit!
I can't ask my creators anything, though. They aren't around to ask.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(October 11, 2017 at 10:11 pm)Fireball Wrote: Hey, this god could be legit! My condolences.
Dying to live, living to die.
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 10:46 pm
(This post was last modified: October 11, 2017 at 10:48 pm by ignoramus.)
Whatever happened to slimey Kev, the talking snake?
Also, Vorlon wants to know if you handcrafted us or just 'poofed' us?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (October 11, 2017 at 10:46 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Whatever happened to slimey Kev, the talking snake? 1. He reincarnated and is currently the President of a wealthy Western nation. 2. The straight ones I handcrafted. The gay ones I just poofed...
Dying to live, living to die.
What are the toilets like on your side?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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