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The Valkyrie Offline
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#61
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 12, 2017 at 7:37 am
(October 12, 2017 at 7:32 am)mh.brewer Wrote: What are the toilets like on your side?

Holy.
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#62
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 12, 2017 at 7:39 am
Are we the product of your boredom?
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#63
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 12, 2017 at 7:41 am
If you made a rock so heavy that even you couldn't lift it, would it rock around the clock?
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#64
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 12, 2017 at 7:47 am
What's up with all this "worship me" bullshit?
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#65
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 12, 2017 at 8:18 am
(October 11, 2017 at 5:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Okay, since I'm channelling God for another thread, it might be a good opportunity to ask Him an y questions that might be lurking in your mind about your existence.

If you have any questions, please ask away and I will get God to answer for you.*


And, GO!



*I accept no responsibility for the accuracy of the answer, or any impending eternal damnation that may result.

I have a question. But being as he's supposed to be everywhere, he should already know what that is. I await his answer.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#66
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 12, 2017 at 8:23 am
Are they ever going to let Elvis go? I'd love to see him in concert one more time.
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#67
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 12, 2017 at 8:27 am
Why did you give men hairy arse cracks?
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#68
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 12, 2017 at 11:13 am
What happens when people say "bless you" after somebody sneezes?
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#69
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 12, 2017 at 2:58 pm
(October 12, 2017 at 7:39 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Are we the product of your boredom?

No, you're the result of a psychotic break I once had.
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#70
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 12, 2017 at 2:59 pm
(October 12, 2017 at 7:41 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: If you made a rock so heavy that even you couldn't lift it, would it rock around the clock?

It would certainly rock around the sun dial.
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