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#71
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 12, 2017 at 3:01 pm
(October 12, 2017 at 7:47 am)mh.brewer Wrote: What's up with all this "worship me" bullshit?

I'm up here all alone apart from soulless angels, a whiny adoptive son, and dead people playing harps.

God needs love, too!

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RE: Ask your Creator.
October 12, 2017 at 3:02 pm
(October 12, 2017 at 8:18 am)Joods Wrote:
(October 11, 2017 at 5:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Okay, since I'm channelling God for another thread, it might be a good opportunity to ask Him an y questions that might be lurking in your mind about your existence.

If you have any questions, please ask away and I will get God to answer for you.*


And, GO!



*I accept no responsibility for the accuracy of the answer, or any impending eternal damnation that may result.

I have a question. But being as he's supposed to be everywhere, he should already know what that is. I await his answer.

The blue one.

And, yes, murder is a sin unless I do it or you do it in My name.
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#73
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 12, 2017 at 3:04 pm
(October 12, 2017 at 8:23 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Are they ever going to let Elvis go? I'd love to see him in concert one more time.

Elvis went home.

If you can get a shuttle to Benzalpop 4, you can still catch him in concert.

He plays the Blatt Theatre every Tumsheenan night.
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#74
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 12, 2017 at 3:05 pm
(October 12, 2017 at 8:27 am)Mathilda Wrote: Why did you give men hairy arse cracks?

Because women have periods and it's only fair that men suffer, too.
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RE: Ask your Creator.
October 12, 2017 at 3:07 pm
Why don't you exist?

No paradox allowed.
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#76
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October 12, 2017 at 3:07 pm
If you were a dog, would you meow down the tree?
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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October 12, 2017 at 3:07 pm
(October 12, 2017 at 11:13 am)mh.brewer Wrote: What happens when people say "bless you" after somebody sneezes?

I laugh and give the blesser bad luck for the rest of the day.

Yes, "blesser" is now a word.

For I have spoken!
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RE: Ask your Creator.
October 12, 2017 at 3:10 pm
(October 12, 2017 at 3:07 pm)JackRussell Wrote: Why don't you exist?

No paradox allowed.

I exist in disturbed minds.

According to My version of quantum physics, if it can be thought about, it can exist somewhere in the multiverse.

Hence, here I am.
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RE: Ask your Creator.
October 12, 2017 at 3:11 pm
(October 12, 2017 at 3:07 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: If you were a dog, would you meow down the tree?

I COULD.

But I wouldn't.

Because it's silly.

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RE: Ask your Creator.
October 12, 2017 at 3:17 pm
How's the weather up there?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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