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Ask your Creator.
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#51
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 9:46 pm
Were you the inspiration for the "Nantucket" limerick?
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#52
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 9:54 pm
(October 11, 2017 at 9:44 pm)Mathilda Wrote: Be honest now, when you created us, did you really read the instruction manual first?

No.

It was in North Korean.

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#53
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 9:55 pm
(October 11, 2017 at 9:46 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Were you the inspiration for the "Nantucket" limerick?

No, that was Lucifer.

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#54
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 10:02 pm
Do you ever get tired of transubstantiating in peoples mouths?

Can you transubstantiate in any other orifice?
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#55
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 10:04 pm
(October 11, 2017 at 10:02 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Do you ever get tired of transubstantiating in peoples mouths?

Can you transubstantiate in any other orifice?

That's not me.

Humans have an oral fixation.

You people are disturbing.

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#56
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 10:11 pm
Hey, this god could be legit!

I can't ask my creators anything, though. They aren't around to ask. Sad
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#57
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 10:22 pm
(October 11, 2017 at 10:11 pm)Fireball Wrote: Hey, this god could be legit!

I can't ask my creators anything, though. They aren't around to ask. Sad

My condolences.

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#58
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 10:46 pm (This post was last modified: October 11, 2017 at 10:48 pm by ignoramus.)
Whatever happened to slimey Kev, the talking snake?

Also, Vorlon wants to know if you handcrafted us or just 'poofed' us?
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#59
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 10:56 pm
(October 11, 2017 at 10:46 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Whatever happened to slimey Kev, the talking snake?

Also, Vorlon wants to know if you handcrafted us or just 'poofed' us?

1. He reincarnated and is currently the President of a wealthy Western nation.

2.  The straight ones I handcrafted.  The gay ones I just poofed...

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#60
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 12, 2017 at 7:32 am
What are the toilets like on your side?
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