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god is a moron - genesis
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RE: god is a moron - genesis
(August 5, 2015 at 9:23 am)Nope Wrote:
(August 2, 2015 at 10:21 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: Creates man
expects him to fuck other animals but forgets He made them of different species, and hence non-fuckable
Realizes the screwup but forgets how he created man from dust in the first place
Needs a sample of his previous creation in the form of a rib, before being able to make the next version.

I was about to write something similar. Even though god designed the human reproductive system, he doesn't understand that Adam might want to have sex with a female of his own species. When Adam asks for a mate, god brings all the animals to him to see if one suits him. WTF?

Maybe some sheep farmers know something that the rest of us don't....

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 2, 2015 at 10:01 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by abaris - August 2, 2015 at 10:12 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Crossless1 - August 2, 2015 at 10:32 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 2, 2015 at 10:49 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 4, 2015 at 8:07 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by abaris - August 4, 2015 at 8:28 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 5, 2015 at 4:27 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by AFTT47 - August 2, 2015 at 10:16 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Aoi Magi - August 2, 2015 at 10:21 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Nope - August 5, 2015 at 9:23 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Pyrrho - August 5, 2015 at 12:12 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by abaris - August 2, 2015 at 10:44 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Crossless1 - August 2, 2015 at 10:47 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by polar bear - August 2, 2015 at 11:14 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Pyrrho - August 2, 2015 at 12:05 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 2, 2015 at 1:08 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Longhorn - August 2, 2015 at 1:50 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 2, 2015 at 1:55 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Pyrrho - August 2, 2015 at 2:42 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Longhorn - August 2, 2015 at 2:46 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Pyrrho - August 2, 2015 at 2:57 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Aoi Magi - August 2, 2015 at 2:50 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Longhorn - August 2, 2015 at 2:54 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Aoi Magi - August 2, 2015 at 3:00 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Longhorn - August 2, 2015 at 3:02 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by IATIA - August 4, 2015 at 8:46 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 4, 2015 at 8:49 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 5, 2015 at 8:55 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Brakeman - August 5, 2015 at 12:47 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 5, 2015 at 9:08 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 6, 2015 at 9:17 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 6, 2015 at 2:01 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Brakeman - August 6, 2015 at 8:34 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Fidel_Castronaut - August 7, 2015 at 4:42 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 7, 2015 at 10:02 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Brakeman - August 7, 2015 at 1:05 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 5:03 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by robvalue - August 5, 2015 at 12:15 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by robvalue - August 5, 2015 at 12:51 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 5, 2015 at 2:00 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 6, 2015 at 9:19 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by abaris - August 6, 2015 at 8:50 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 6, 2015 at 4:29 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 6, 2015 at 4:34 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 6, 2015 at 5:18 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 7, 2015 at 9:37 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 7, 2015 at 11:37 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Mudhammam - August 6, 2015 at 9:07 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 12:03 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Mudhammam - August 7, 2015 at 12:56 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 1:29 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Mudhammam - August 7, 2015 at 2:58 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 4:07 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Mudhammam - August 7, 2015 at 11:23 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 11:26 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by robvalue - August 7, 2015 at 3:22 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 7, 2015 at 10:06 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Mudhammam - August 7, 2015 at 11:19 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by John V - August 7, 2015 at 5:50 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 7, 2015 at 8:11 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 7, 2015 at 10:12 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by John V - August 7, 2015 at 5:53 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by robvalue - August 7, 2015 at 8:15 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by John V - August 7, 2015 at 10:07 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 7, 2015 at 11:39 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 7, 2015 at 10:13 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 10:36 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by orangebox21 - August 7, 2015 at 10:53 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 11:13 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by orangebox21 - August 7, 2015 at 12:45 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 7, 2015 at 11:49 am

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