(September 24, 2015 at 1:09 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:(September 24, 2015 at 9:54 am)Huggy74 Wrote: man was no longer what God had originally made them, they were hybrids. If you think Eve literally ate fruit, you are way off. Eve commited adultey with the serpent who was NOT a snake, he was cursed and became a snake for what he had done.
And this is why to this day, men are cursed to walk around with a talking serpent a-twixt their legs, to remind the woman folk of the deception that they did do to mankind. And we never let them forget it, do we?
Not if I can help it. Unfortunately, I think my wife is wise to this curse thing, and I don't get to remind her of her perfidy as often as I feel compelled to do by Yahweh. She claims she just got tired of me tearfully crying out, "And that's for bringing us all low, you sick rib woman. Ah, God, the fruit! The fruit!" during sex. But I think she's just being willfully evil.
Typical woman.