(September 24, 2015 at 2:23 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote:(September 24, 2015 at 1:13 pm)Losty Wrote: So Eve committed adultery? How did I never know this?? Why was I never taught this?
So all this time the forbidden fruit was a nice juicy cock???
[...]
Well, duh! Bible is full of sexual innuendo like that. When the authors wrote "snake" they meant - "trouser snake", except trousers weren't invented yet.
Another interesting "fact" - when bible talks about how Mary had a vision of god, who impregnated her, it means to say, that she was raped by Bill Cosby...
Even though Bill Cosby wasn't invented yet