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There's a nice juicy fruit bowl just waiting here for you, Losty m'dear.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(September 24, 2015 at 9:54 am)Huggy74 Wrote: Without going into a long explanation, i''l just say this.
man was no longer what God had originally made them, they were hybrids. If you think Eve literally ate fruit, you are way off. Eve commited adultey with the serpent who was NOT a snake, he was cursed and became a snake for what he had done.
As a result of the serpent and Eve's union Cain was born. Cain is never mentioned in the genealogy of Adam showing that he is not Adams son.
The descendants of Adam (sons of God) began mixing with the descendants of Cain (daughter of man) producing hybrids which resulted in giants.
Quote:Genesis 6
And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them,
2 That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.
3 And the Lord said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years.
4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.
5 And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
6 And it repented the Lord that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.
Many people misinterpret the "sons of God" to mean angels, but the Bible clearly states that Adam was a son of God, making his descendants also Sons of God.
Quote:Luke 3:38
Which was the son of Enos, which was the son of Seth, which was the son of Adam, which was the son of God.
God just decided to wipe the slate clean and start over, even then he gave people 120 years to repent.
Also the reasons it had to be water was because that signifies rebirth.
water, blood and spirit
What happens when a child is born? the water breaks, the child is covered in blood, then he takes his first breath.
How does is one born into the kingdom of God? Baptized, the blood of Jesus covers his sin, then he receives the holy spirit.
The book of revelation says that there is to be a new earth, the scriptures cannot be broken. The earth must receive it's new birth like everything else.
The flood was the earth being baptized, then Jesus spilled his blood on it, then it will be purged by fire (fire represents the holy spirit, as when the tongues of fire hanging over the peoples heads when they received the holy spirit at Pentecost)
Quote:2 Peter 3:12
Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat?
Quote:Malachi 4:1
For, behold, the day cometh, that shall burn as an oven; and all the proud, yea, and all that do wickedly, shall be stubble: and the day that cometh shall burn them up, saith the Lord of hosts, that it shall leave them neither root nor branch.
"This is great stuff. I could make a career out of this guy! You see how clever this part is? How it doesn't require a shred of proof? Most paranoid delusions are intricate, but this is brilliant!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(September 24, 2015 at 9:54 am)Huggy74 Wrote: Without going into a long explanation, i''l just say this.
man was no longer what God had originally made them, they were hybrids. If you think Eve literally ate fruit, you are way off. Eve commited adultey with the serpent who was NOT a snake, he was cursed and became a snake for what he had done.
As a result of the serpent and Eve's union Cain was born. Cain is never mentioned in the genealogy of Adam showing that he is not Adams son.
The descendants of Adam (sons of God) began mixing with the descendants of Cain (daughter of man) producing hybrids which resulted in giants.
Many people misinterpret the "sons of God" to mean angels, but the Bible clearly states that Adam was a son of God, making his descendants also Sons of God.
God just decided to wipe the slate clean and start over, even then he gave people 120 years to repent.
Also the reasons it had to be water was because that signifies rebirth.
water, blood and spirit
What happens when a child is born? the water breaks, the child is covered in blood, then he takes his first breath.
How does is one born into the kingdom of God? Baptized, the blood of Jesus covers his sin, then he receives the holy spirit.
The book of revelation says that there is to be a new earth, the scriptures cannot be broken. The earth must receive it's new birth like everything else.
The flood was the earth being baptized, then Jesus spilled his blood on it, then it will be purged by fire (fire represents the holy spirit, as when the tongues of fire hanging over the peoples heads when they received the holy spirit at Pentecost)
"This is great stuff. I could make a career out of this guy! You see how clever this part is? How it doesn't require a shred of proof? Most paranoid delusions are intricate, but this is brilliant!"
Come now, Huggy's expositions are no wackier than Scientology.
Not much, no. It's like saying that the new Pot Noodle recipe tastes like a slightly different flavour of shit to the old one.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(September 24, 2015 at 1:09 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:
(September 24, 2015 at 9:54 am)Huggy74 Wrote: man was no longer what God had originally made them, they were hybrids. If you think Eve literally ate fruit, you are way off. Eve commited adultey with the serpent who was NOT a snake, he was cursed and became a snake for what he had done.
And this is why to this day, men are cursed to walk around with a talking serpent a-twixt their legs, to remind the woman folk of the deception that they did do to mankind. And we never let them forget it, do we?
Not if I can help it. Unfortunately, I think my wife is wise to this curse thing, and I don't get to remind her of her perfidy as often as I feel compelled to do by Yahweh. She claims she just got tired of me tearfully crying out, "And that's for bringing us all low, you sick rib woman. Ah, God, the fruit! The fruit!" during sex. But I think she's just being willfully evil.
(September 24, 2015 at 1:13 pm)Losty Wrote: So Eve committed adultery? How did I never know this?? Why was I never taught this?
So all this time the forbidden fruit was a nice juicy cock???
[...]
Well, duh! Bible is full of sexual innuendo like that. When the authors wrote "snake" they meant - "trouser snake", except trousers weren't invented yet.
Another interesting "fact" - when bible talks about how Mary had a vision of god, who impregnated her, it means to say, that she was raped by Bill Cosby...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
(September 24, 2015 at 2:23 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote:
(September 24, 2015 at 1:13 pm)Losty Wrote: So Eve committed adultery? How did I never know this?? Why was I never taught this?
So all this time the forbidden fruit was a nice juicy cock???
[...]
Well, duh! Bible is full of sexual innuendo like that. When the authors wrote "snake" they meant - "trouser snake", except trousers weren't invented yet.
Another interesting "fact" - when bible talks about how Mary had a vision of god, who impregnated her, it means to say, that she was raped by Bill Cosby...
Even though Bill Cosby wasn't invented yet
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
(September 24, 2015 at 2:30 pm)Losty Wrote: Even though Bill Cosby wasn't invented yet
Oh, dear child - Bill Cosby is as old as time itself.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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