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Offensive Jokes

Exian

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RE: Offensive Jokes

October 5, 2015 at 12:19 am

I heard this one when I was a kid. It's old and probably on here already.

What's easier to unload- a truck full of babies or a truck full of bowling balls?

A truck full of babies. You can't get a pitchfork through a bowling ball.

I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue

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Offensive Jokes - by Losty - September 24, 2014 at 1:58 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Vosur - September 24, 2014 at 2:05 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - September 24, 2014 at 2:10 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by DramaQueen - September 24, 2014 at 3:10 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Dystopia - September 24, 2014 at 3:29 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by DeistPaladin - October 20, 2014 at 8:54 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Minimalist - September 24, 2014 at 3:41 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 24, 2014 at 4:32 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Chad32 - September 24, 2014 at 4:37 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by vorlon13 - September 24, 2014 at 5:18 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Napoléon - September 25, 2014 at 8:24 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Thumpalumpacus - September 25, 2014 at 11:25 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Lemonvariable72 - September 26, 2014 at 8:51 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Little lunch - September 27, 2014 at 1:51 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - September 27, 2014 at 2:38 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by KUSA - September 27, 2014 at 2:42 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by *Deidre* - September 27, 2014 at 2:52 pm

Re: RE: Offensive Jokes - by KUSA - September 27, 2014 at 3:02 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 16, 2014 at 1:18 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 16, 2014 at 2:18 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Thumpalumpacus - October 16, 2014 at 10:24 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Little lunch - October 16, 2014 at 10:25 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Thumpalumpacus - October 16, 2014 at 10:26 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Little lunch - October 16, 2014 at 10:28 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Thumpalumpacus - October 16, 2014 at 3:20 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by polar bear - October 16, 2014 at 11:28 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - October 16, 2014 at 1:31 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by The Valkyrie - October 16, 2014 at 3:54 pm

Re: RE: Offensive Jokes - by KUSA - October 16, 2014 at 5:16 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 16, 2014 at 6:16 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - October 18, 2014 at 12:43 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by polar bear - October 18, 2014 at 12:58 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 18, 2014 at 2:49 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - October 18, 2014 at 3:30 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by vorlon13 - October 18, 2014 at 5:39 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 19, 2014 at 9:40 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by vorlon13 - October 19, 2014 at 9:50 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 19, 2014 at 10:02 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by TheGulegon - October 19, 2014 at 10:10 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 19, 2014 at 10:14 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by TheGulegon - October 19, 2014 at 10:25 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by vorlon13 - October 19, 2014 at 11:06 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 20, 2014 at 8:43 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - October 20, 2014 at 10:04 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 21, 2014 at 4:22 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - October 20, 2014 at 10:24 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by vorlon13 - October 20, 2014 at 10:52 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 21, 2014 at 2:01 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Little lunch - October 21, 2014 at 3:28 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - October 21, 2014 at 1:10 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Thumpalumpacus - October 21, 2014 at 2:50 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 21, 2014 at 6:04 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Thumpalumpacus - October 21, 2014 at 6:32 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 21, 2014 at 6:48 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Lemonvariable72 - October 22, 2014 at 7:18 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Thumpalumpacus - October 22, 2014 at 9:45 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by FatAndFaithless - October 22, 2014 at 9:45 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - October 22, 2014 at 9:50 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 22, 2014 at 3:36 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 22, 2014 at 3:47 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by The Valkyrie - October 22, 2014 at 3:49 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Tartarus Sauce - October 26, 2014 at 8:40 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 26, 2014 at 9:30 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 3:23 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by robvalue - February 1, 2015 at 3:27 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 3:29 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Jackalope - February 1, 2015 at 3:31 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 3:33 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Jackalope - February 1, 2015 at 3:43 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 3:47 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by robvalue - February 1, 2015 at 3:53 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 3:59 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by KUSA - February 9, 2015 at 10:02 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by robvalue - February 1, 2015 at 4:02 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 4:03 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Vosur - February 1, 2015 at 4:14 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 4:14 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Jackalope - February 1, 2015 at 4:15 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 4:18 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Jackalope - February 1, 2015 at 4:21 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 4:36 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by robvalue - February 1, 2015 at 4:26 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - February 1, 2015 at 4:59 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 5:11 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by AFTT47 - February 1, 2015 at 1:34 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - February 4, 2015 at 1:21 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by FatAndFaithless - February 4, 2015 at 1:24 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Minimalist - February 9, 2015 at 8:34 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by dyresand - February 9, 2015 at 10:16 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Minimalist - February 9, 2015 at 10:45 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Homeless Nutter - February 9, 2015 at 10:49 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by TheRealJoeFish - February 9, 2015 at 11:15 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 9, 2015 at 11:20 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Dystopia - February 9, 2015 at 11:24 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 9, 2015 at 11:25 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Crossless1 - May 21, 2015 at 4:35 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - May 16, 2015 at 10:31 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - May 16, 2015 at 11:02 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Lemonvariable72 - May 21, 2015 at 4:30 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - May 21, 2015 at 4:58 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Jackalope - May 21, 2015 at 4:58 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by robvalue - June 5, 2015 at 6:29 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by LastPoet - June 5, 2015 at 6:50 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - June 7, 2015 at 3:58 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - June 7, 2015 at 4:01 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - June 11, 2015 at 2:38 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by robvalue - June 11, 2015 at 3:43 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 4, 2015 at 1:03 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Jenny A - October 4, 2015 at 1:23 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 4, 2015 at 1:54 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Athene - October 5, 2015 at 12:10 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Athene - October 5, 2015 at 6:31 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Athene - October 5, 2015 at 12:14 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by KevinM1 - October 5, 2015 at 12:15 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Exian - October 5, 2015 at 12:19 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 5, 2015 at 12:21 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Athene - October 5, 2015 at 12:32 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 5, 2015 at 12:34 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Athene - October 5, 2015 at 12:38 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 5, 2015 at 12:33 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Silver - October 5, 2015 at 12:39 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by ignoramus - October 5, 2015 at 6:49 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Athene - October 5, 2015 at 10:22 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by brewer - October 5, 2015 at 3:16 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by ignoramus - October 5, 2015 at 4:37 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Shining_Finger - October 6, 2015 at 3:59 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Edwardo Piet - October 6, 2015 at 4:03 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Kingpin - October 6, 2015 at 4:12 pm

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