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Rubbish jokes?
#1
Rubbish jokes?
Jokes that are so bad they make you groan are my favourite kind Smile.

Post your awful jokes here!

I'll start:


Two snowmen are in a field. One truns to the other and says:

"Can you smell carrots?"
Galileo was a man of science oppressed by the irrational and superstitious. Today, he is used by the irrational and superstitious who claim they are being oppressed by science - Mark Crislip
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#2
RE: Rubbish jokes?
There's my own: "How many people does it take to change a light bulb? One! What are you fucking stupid?!"
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#3
RE: Rubbish jokes?
OK,

Giving it a slightly anti-religious theme Devil

Evil Bob Wrote:There was a young saviour named Christ,
and believing him came at great price.
Exchanging your mind
for things you won't find
pis#ed away on a roll of the dice.

OK, it's spot on and not rubbish at all but I still liked it.

Kyu
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#4
RE: Rubbish jokes?
A bit of a longer one for ya;

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead!

Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
A2: Because it was on the first monkeys back!

Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
A3: Because it thought it was a game!

Q4: Why did the man fall of his bike?
A4: Because he was hit by 3 falling monkeys!!

lol ... I know, I know this should really be in the "Awesome Jokes" section. But what are we to do!

Sam
"We need not suppose more things to exist than are absolutely neccesary." William of Occam

"Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt" William Shakespeare (Measure for Measure: Act 1, Scene 4)

AgnosticAtheist
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#5
RE: Rubbish jokes?
Q: Why did Alice fall off the swing?
A: Because she had no arms.
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#6
RE: Rubbish jokes?
(March 8, 2009 at 3:32 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Q: Why did Alice fall off the swing?
A: Because she had no arms.

Damn, I was just gonna post that Sad


What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!




EDIT: Why do all my jokes involve carrots?....
Galileo was a man of science oppressed by the irrational and superstitious. Today, he is used by the irrational and superstitious who claim they are being oppressed by science - Mark Crislip
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#7
RE: Rubbish jokes?
That reminds me......

Rich Hall on QI said that there was a word that rhymed with Orange.

He said it was "Dorange". When asked what it means he says "Door-hinge", Dorange lol.

EvF
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#8
RE: Rubbish jokes?
(March 8, 2009 at 3:45 pm)EvidenceVsFaith Wrote: That reminds me......

Rich Hall on QI said that there was a word that rhymed with Orange.

He said it was "Dorange". When asked what it means he says "Door-hinge", Dorange lol.

EvF

THAT reminds ME.... iplayer time Smile
Galileo was a man of science oppressed by the irrational and superstitious. Today, he is used by the irrational and superstitious who claim they are being oppressed by science - Mark Crislip
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#9
RE: Rubbish jokes?
Lol?? What?
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#10
RE: Rubbish jokes?
Q: What is yellow and if it gets in your eye you die?
A: A train.

(Dutch trains are yellow btw)
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Leo van Miert
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