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Rubbish jokes?
March 8, 2009 at 11:28 am
Jokes that are so bad they make you groan are my favourite kind
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Post your awful jokes here!
I'll start:
Two snowmen are in a field. One truns to the other and says:
"Can you smell carrots?"
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RE: Rubbish jokes?
March 8, 2009 at 11:31 am
There's my own: "How many people does it take to change a light bulb? One! What are you fucking stupid?!"
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RE: Rubbish jokes?
March 8, 2009 at 3:00 pm
A bit of a longer one for ya;
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead!
Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
A2: Because it was on the first monkeys back!
Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
A3: Because it thought it was a game!
Q4: Why did the man fall of his bike?
A4: Because he was hit by 3 falling monkeys!!
lol ... I know, I know this should really be in the "Awesome Jokes" section. But what are we to do!
Sam
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RE: Rubbish jokes?
March 8, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Q: Why did Alice fall off the swing?
A: Because she had no arms.
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RE: Rubbish jokes?
March 8, 2009 at 3:34 pm
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(March 8, 2009 at 3:32 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Q: Why did Alice fall off the swing?
A: Because she had no arms.
Damn, I was just gonna post that
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
EDIT: Why do all my jokes involve carrots?....
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RE: Rubbish jokes?
March 8, 2009 at 3:45 pm
That reminds me......
Rich Hall on QI said that there was a word that rhymed with Orange.
He said it was "Dorange". When asked what it means he says "Door-hinge", Dorange lol.
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RE: Rubbish jokes?
March 8, 2009 at 3:57 pm
(March 8, 2009 at 3:45 pm)EvidenceVsFaith Wrote: That reminds me......
Rich Hall on QI said that there was a word that rhymed with Orange.
He said it was "Dorange". When asked what it means he says "Door-hinge", Dorange lol.
EvF
THAT reminds ME.... iplayer time
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RE: Rubbish jokes?
March 8, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Q: What is yellow and if it gets in your eye you die?
A: A train.
(Dutch trains are yellow btw)
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