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Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
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RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
December 1, 2010 at 12:39 pm
A Creationist Theme Park?

Come on, kids! Let's go ride the Noah's Ark flume!

Let's check out Satan's House of Eternal Torture!

Who wants to ride The Ten Commandments Carousel?

The brochure says that Jesus gets crucified on the promenade at 3:00! We can't miss it!

Time for lunch! Let's eat at The Garden of Eden buffet!

They have an attraction where kids get to ride in the mouth of a fiberglass whale!

Let's go in the House of Plagues!

I want to go on the Morality Roller Coaster!

Look! Throw baseballs at Satan and win a prize! I want the huge stuffed angel!

I want to ride the Moses Defender of God Spin! Your car has a built-in slingshot that fires a laser beam at Egyptian soldiers!

Yeah, sounds like fun...
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky

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RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky - by chasm - December 1, 2010 at 12:49 pm
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky - by Dotard - December 1, 2010 at 10:57 am
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky - by Thor - December 1, 2010 at 12:39 pm
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky - by Thor - December 1, 2010 at 3:45 pm
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky - by Thor - December 1, 2010 at 5:29 pm
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky - by Thor - December 7, 2010 at 11:56 am
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky - by Thor - December 7, 2010 at 12:31 pm
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky - by Thor - December 7, 2010 at 5:41 pm
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky - by Thor - December 7, 2010 at 1:09 pm
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky - by Thor - December 8, 2010 at 10:55 am
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky - by Thor - December 8, 2010 at 11:35 am
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky - by Thor - December 8, 2010 at 11:47 am
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky - by Thor - December 8, 2010 at 1:08 pm
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky - by Thor - December 8, 2010 at 1:05 pm
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky - by Thor - December 8, 2010 at 1:18 pm
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky - by Thor - December 8, 2010 at 1:31 pm
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky - by Thor - December 8, 2010 at 1:39 pm
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky - by LWP17 - December 15, 2010 at 8:50 pm
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky - by Thor - December 20, 2010 at 12:04 pm

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