Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky

[Thor]

Not if you include every single flaw in the story, ranging from the massive fish kill when you mix the fresh water with the salt water to the genetic issues of how insufficient even seven of each animal are to create a viable species. I think you could really generate a massive paper cataloging each and every plausibility problem.

And the believers would just dismiss the whole report by pulling out their "GOD CAN DO ANYTHING" card.