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Rubbish jokes?
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RE: Rubbish jokes?
A bit of a longer one for ya;

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead!

Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
A2: Because it was on the first monkeys back!

Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
A3: Because it thought it was a game!

Q4: Why did the man fall of his bike?
A4: Because he was hit by 3 falling monkeys!!

lol ... I know, I know this should really be in the "Awesome Jokes" section. But what are we to do!

Sam
"We need not suppose more things to exist than are absolutely neccesary." William of Occam

"Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt" William Shakespeare (Measure for Measure: Act 1, Scene 4)

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Rubbish jokes? - by lilphil1989 - March 8, 2009 at 11:28 am
RE: Rubbish jokes? - by Edwardo Piet - March 8, 2009 at 11:31 am
RE: Rubbish jokes? - by Kyuuketsuki - March 8, 2009 at 11:53 am
RE: Rubbish jokes? - by Sam - March 8, 2009 at 3:00 pm
RE: Rubbish jokes? - by Tiberius - March 8, 2009 at 3:32 pm
RE: Rubbish jokes? - by lilphil1989 - March 8, 2009 at 3:34 pm
RE: Rubbish jokes? - by Edwardo Piet - March 8, 2009 at 3:45 pm
RE: Rubbish jokes? - by lilphil1989 - March 8, 2009 at 3:57 pm
RE: Rubbish jokes? - by Edwardo Piet - March 8, 2009 at 4:00 pm
RE: Rubbish jokes? - by lilphil1989 - March 9, 2009 at 4:46 am
RE: Rubbish jokes? - by leo-rcc - March 8, 2009 at 5:50 pm
RE: Rubbish jokes? - by Kyuuketsuki - March 8, 2009 at 5:59 pm
RE: Rubbish jokes? - by Edwardo Piet - March 8, 2009 at 7:23 pm
RE: Rubbish jokes? - by Edwardo Piet - March 9, 2009 at 7:33 am

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