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What to do when they knock on your door.

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What to do when they knock on your door.
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RE: What to do when they knock on your door.
February 17, 2016 at 10:51 pm
I want a sign that says "No solicitations, unless you have Girl Scout Cookies". If witnesses knocked, I would simply inquire if they have Girl scout cookies, and point to my sign.

Currently, I just politely say no thank you, and shut the door.
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What to do when they knock on your door.

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What to do when they knock on your door. - by Expired - February 17, 2016 at 6:47 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Jenny A - February 17, 2016 at 7:04 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Cecelia - February 17, 2016 at 7:08 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by drfuzzy - February 17, 2016 at 7:13 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by MTL - February 17, 2016 at 8:40 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by vorlon13 - February 17, 2016 at 8:07 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by drfuzzy - February 17, 2016 at 10:47 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Minimalist - February 17, 2016 at 8:42 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by brewer - February 17, 2016 at 9:14 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Regina - February 17, 2016 at 9:29 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Ravenshire - February 17, 2016 at 9:51 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Jackalope - February 17, 2016 at 10:38 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by MTL - February 17, 2016 at 11:10 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Jackalope - February 17, 2016 at 10:43 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by lisah - February 17, 2016 at 10:47 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Aroura - February 17, 2016 at 10:51 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by vorlon13 - February 17, 2016 at 11:16 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Edwardo Piet - February 17, 2016 at 11:16 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by drfuzzy - February 18, 2016 at 10:04 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Jackalope - February 18, 2016 at 3:02 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by robvalue - February 18, 2016 at 3:13 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by robvalue - February 18, 2016 at 3:17 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by robvalue - February 18, 2016 at 3:20 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by robvalue - February 18, 2016 at 4:16 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Gawdzilla - February 18, 2016 at 6:35 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by MTL - February 18, 2016 at 7:44 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Gawdzilla - February 18, 2016 at 8:48 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by LastPoet - February 18, 2016 at 9:02 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Gawdzilla - February 18, 2016 at 9:23 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by abaris - February 18, 2016 at 11:04 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by vorlon13 - February 18, 2016 at 1:15 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Jenny A - February 18, 2016 at 1:51 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Jackalope - February 19, 2016 at 3:58 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Edwardo Piet - February 18, 2016 at 11:19 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by robvalue - February 19, 2016 at 4:20 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Joods - February 19, 2016 at 5:56 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Mermaid - February 19, 2016 at 9:09 am
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by dyresand - February 20, 2016 at 2:53 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by Expired - February 27, 2016 at 7:11 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by J a c k - February 27, 2016 at 7:53 pm
RE: What to do when they knock on your door. - by vorlon13 - February 27, 2016 at 9:19 pm

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