Let's talk about... yaweh

[dyresand]

For a fictional character he is not very smart or all loving and he is lazy. He is the most loved character to mankind and let's talk about him
Starting with genesis..


Day 1: The heavens, the earth, light and darkness.
Day 2: Heaven

Day 2 Sky/Atmosphere

Day 3: Dry land, the seas, and vegetation.

If you Read Genesis 2 you will also note all of what is explained starting at verse 4 forward happened on day 4 Meaning the whole garden/man made in the image of God happened on this day as well.

Day 4: The sun, the moon and the stars.
Day 5: Living creatures in the water, birds in the air.
Day 6: Land animals and people.
Day 7: God "rested".



source "http://www.missiontoamerica.org/genesis/days-of-creation.html"

So he creates vegetation before creating the sun for a all knowing being he sure is not very smart. So let's be honest if god is all knowing 

Oh, my glob... So in ALL of your 'scientific' reasoning.. you posit that Plants can not live with out the sun?

Maybe it's not your fault, maybe it's not the school system's fault.. Maybe it's all the super strong HYDROPONICALLY Grown Weed you killed you brain with that has made you this way... (which I guess is still technically your fault)

Anyway, Are you familiar with that term? "Hydroponics?" If not google it but first make sure your sitting down because it's, plants... Growing In Light.... That is not the sun. And... They Do Much Much Better in hydroponic light!!! Almost as if they were designed/evolved under a different light source.

Did you hear that? They grow in Light but not the sun's light... The Same Kind Of Light God Made On The FIRST DAY!

he is lazy and let's shit happen. Garden of eden he could have prevented the fall of man, but chose not to. So god of the bible has as supposed
plan i mean why hasn't the fucker already willed his plan into completion i mean  it would just be a huge waste of time and all just sitting back watching shit just happen. I mean get this why would Satan waste his time trying to fight a battle or war he  simply could not win. I mean god is all powerful he sure isn't very smart and he is very lazy also a lair he gotten people  killed also violated free will.

are you 13? Have you considered like with the above creation of light/plants that you might just be missing a ton of incite and have made terrible errors in how you perceive what God has and has not done?

1. Okay then?

2. Then what's  the point of genesis 1? If gensis 2 is correct remove genesis 1. 

3. Did you just reference Adventure time..., Plants  need the sun plants need light there is types of planets
I.E. fungus that doesn't need light only a dark area that is damp. 

4. No read the bible god is clearly lazy and let's shit happen. His plan the divine plan he wants can be 
completed at any moment he wishes yet doesn't complete it himself. The fact being god want's  some
epic war with the devil in the bible  knows he can win at anytime he pleases the devil isn't all powerful or all knowing. 
god being the creator  of everything knows what is going to happen and when it is going to happen and let's
bad things happen when he already knows what will happen. Again all powerful let's bad shit happen and lies 
about free will because  he is only giving the illusion of free will.

You are either putting on the facade as a POE or you really do believe the bible. In which case i really doubt you believe
the bible to be true. You are really just a POE.