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Well, that was fun!
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RE: Well, that was fun!
-adding insult to injury....Witnesses are -required- to put in a certain amount of missionary hours, or face excommunication which, for most, means that family and loved ones will no longer speak to them (they're witnesses, they must witness).  Marriages are ruined, children are estranged from their parents, brothers from their sisters.  They pay with their time or their hard cash at an -admittedly- classily placed box somewhere in the recesses of the hall, or both....or they pay with their lives.

So, take the material, any chance you get..if you want to see this ponzi scheme collapse.  If you really want to help those rubes still firmly in it's grasp.....make them lunch....whittle away a few hours on their commitment.  Who knows, maybe they'll feel like they've done their duty and pass by the collection box one more time without dropping any coin.  Two birds, one stone.  I can't stand em, but I'm notoriously impatient when it comes to jehovah shit....others may be able to plug their noses for a good cause.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Well, that was fun! - by Cyberman - March 9, 2016 at 11:49 am
RE: Well, that was fun! - by Drich - March 9, 2016 at 12:01 pm
RE: Well, that was fun! - by Cyberman - March 9, 2016 at 12:12 pm
RE: Well, that was fun! - by Mister Agenda - March 9, 2016 at 12:46 pm
RE: Well, that was fun! - by Drich - March 9, 2016 at 3:17 pm
RE: Well, that was fun! - by Cephus - March 9, 2016 at 2:32 pm
RE: Well, that was fun! - by Huggy Bear - March 9, 2016 at 11:36 pm
RE: Well, that was fun! - by Whateverist - March 9, 2016 at 12:04 pm
RE: Well, that was fun! - by Cyberman - March 9, 2016 at 12:13 pm
RE: Well, that was fun! - by Angrboda - March 9, 2016 at 12:05 pm
RE: Well, that was fun! - by Cyberman - March 9, 2016 at 12:14 pm
RE: Well, that was fun! - by The Grand Nudger - March 9, 2016 at 12:10 pm
RE: Well, that was fun! - by Cyberman - March 9, 2016 at 12:16 pm
RE: Well, that was fun! - by Cephus - March 9, 2016 at 2:35 pm
RE: Well, that was fun! - by Minimalist - March 9, 2016 at 12:26 pm
RE: Well, that was fun! - by vorlon13 - March 9, 2016 at 2:37 pm
RE: Well, that was fun! - by Joods - March 9, 2016 at 2:50 pm
RE: Well, that was fun! - by Cyberman - March 9, 2016 at 4:51 pm
RE: Well, that was fun! - by The Grand Nudger - March 9, 2016 at 4:54 pm
RE: Well, that was fun! - by The Grand Nudger - March 9, 2016 at 5:45 pm
RE: Well, that was fun! - by Athene - March 9, 2016 at 6:31 pm
RE: Well, that was fun! - by The Grand Nudger - March 9, 2016 at 6:38 pm
RE: Well, that was fun! - by Jackalope - March 10, 2016 at 12:06 am
RE: Well, that was fun! - by Drich - March 10, 2016 at 12:41 pm
RE: Well, that was fun! - by Jackalope - March 10, 2016 at 5:44 pm
RE: Well, that was fun! - by vorlon13 - March 10, 2016 at 4:26 pm

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