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People this isn't hard…
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People this isn't hard…
So here's Alaina's rules for gun ownership

1. Go get a psyche eval

2. No mentally ill people

3. No disabled people

4. Vets can have their guns back if they don't have ptsd or any other mental disorder

5. Antiques (collectibles not meant to be fired) don't count

6. You don't need a fucking AK-47, uzi, rocket launcher, flame thrower, elephant pistol or anything of the like. Don't split hairs you know exactly which weapons I mean. If it's the size of a six-year-old you don't need it.

7. If you need to bring down your prey with a gun you're a pussy and don't need to go hunting. Use a bow or spear like a real man.

8. If you have more than two guns for self-defense you're a weak bitch. Guns won't save your bitch ass.

9. Don't keep your guns around fucking kids. Get a goddamn safe. If a kid shoots you deserve to die.

10. Don't give your goddamn kid a gun. They do not have the mental understanding or the restraint to use a deadly weapon.

11. If you keep your guns anywhere other then your safe, you don't get to have them anymore.

12. No more private sales, Internet sales, gun show sales, that don't involve registration.
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People this isn't hard… - by BrokenQuill92 - April 9, 2016 at 9:03 pm
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Goosebump - April 9, 2016 at 9:22 pm
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Goosebump - April 9, 2016 at 9:33 pm
RE: People this isn't hard… - by c172 - April 9, 2016 at 9:36 pm
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Goosebump - April 9, 2016 at 9:51 pm
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Goosebump - April 9, 2016 at 9:53 pm
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Wyrd of Gawd - April 10, 2016 at 2:53 am
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Goosebump - April 10, 2016 at 2:59 am
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Wyrd of Gawd - April 10, 2016 at 3:05 am
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Goosebump - April 10, 2016 at 3:10 am
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Alex K - April 10, 2016 at 3:38 am
RE: People this isn't hard… - by BrokenQuill92 - April 10, 2016 at 3:44 am
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Goosebump - April 10, 2016 at 4:18 am
RE: People this isn't hard… - by BrokenQuill92 - April 10, 2016 at 5:46 am
RE: People this isn't hard… - by downbeatplumb - April 10, 2016 at 4:47 am
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Goosebump - April 10, 2016 at 5:04 am
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Thumpalumpacus - April 10, 2016 at 3:00 pm
RE: People this isn't hard… - by brewer - April 10, 2016 at 7:34 pm
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Thumpalumpacus - April 11, 2016 at 11:18 am
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Goosebump - April 11, 2016 at 12:43 pm
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Thumpalumpacus - April 11, 2016 at 2:43 pm
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Goosebump - April 11, 2016 at 2:49 pm
RE: People this isn't hard… - by brewer - April 11, 2016 at 1:21 pm
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Thumpalumpacus - April 11, 2016 at 2:44 pm
RE: People this isn't hard… - by brewer - April 11, 2016 at 4:10 pm
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Thumpalumpacus - April 11, 2016 at 6:50 pm
RE: People this isn't hard… - by brewer - April 11, 2016 at 10:11 pm
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Alex K - April 10, 2016 at 4:34 am
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Goosebump - April 10, 2016 at 4:43 am
RE: People this isn't hard… - by FebruaryOfReason - April 10, 2016 at 5:21 am
RE: People this isn't hard… - by BrokenQuill92 - April 10, 2016 at 5:49 am
RE: People this isn't hard… - by BrokenQuill92 - April 10, 2016 at 5:49 am
RE: People this isn't hard… - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 10, 2016 at 6:01 am
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Little lunch - April 10, 2016 at 8:45 am
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Cecelia - April 10, 2016 at 1:04 pm
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Thumpalumpacus - April 10, 2016 at 1:13 pm
RE: People this isn't hard… - by brewer - April 10, 2016 at 2:02 pm
RE: People this isn't hard… - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 10, 2016 at 2:47 pm
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Alex K - April 10, 2016 at 2:56 pm
RE: People this isn't hard… - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 10, 2016 at 3:28 pm
RE: People this isn't hard… - by Aegon - April 10, 2016 at 3:22 pm
RE: People this isn't hard… - by abaris - April 11, 2016 at 7:32 pm

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