People this isn't hard…

[Aegon]

So here's Alaina's rules for gun ownership

1. Go get a psyche eval

2. No mentally ill people

3. No disabled people

4. Vets can have their guns back if they don't have ptsd or any other mental disorder

5. Antiques (collectibles not meant to be fired) don't count

6.  You don't need a fucking AK-47, uzi, rocket launcher, flame thrower, elephant pistol or anything of the like. Don't split hairs you know exactly which weapons I mean.  If it's the size of a six-year-old you don't need it.

7. If you need to bring down your prey with a gun you're a pussy and don't need to go hunting.  Use a bow or spear like a real man.

8.  If you have more than two guns  for self-defense you're a weak bitch. Guns won't save your bitch ass.

9.  Don't keep your guns around fucking kids.  Get a goddamn safe.  If a kid shoots  you deserve to die.

10.  Don't give your goddamn kid a gun.  They do not have the mental understanding or the restraint to use a deadly weapon.

11.  If you keep your guns anywhere other then your  safe,  you don't get to have them anymore.

12.  No more private sales,  Internet sales,  gun show sales,  that don't involve registration.

1. Okay

2. All mental illnesses? ADHD? Anxiety? 

3. All disabled persons? Those with cerebral palsy?

4.  So they're the same as anybody else.

5. I agree (assuming the cutoff for being antique is the beginning of the 20th century)

6. Why should you be able to tell me what kind of firearm I can own? I don't need a lot of things. It's about what I want. If I want a bigger gun who are you to say I can't? Most shootings in the U.S. are done with smaller firearms anyway.

7. I assume you're kidding here, but like another user said a bow-and-arrow can kill people too

8. If I live in a troubled area you don't think it's a good idea to have more than one firearm in the house? If I keep my firearm by my bedside and somebody breaks in while I'm making midnight pudding, it isn't going to be a lot of help now is it?

9 & 10. So instead of teaching a kid what the gun is and how it is used so that they can be responsible around them, I should keep the gun locked away and the kid ignorant of it until the day he somehow finds it and shoots somebody? Smart parenting

11. I guess, but in cases of self-defense I'd think having to unlock a safe would be a bit of a burden

12. I agree