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God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 15, 2016 at 5:39 pm)Huggy74 Wrote:
(April 15, 2016 at 5:27 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: EXHIBIT A:

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That's all you got? Seeing how none of you can say for a fact God doesn't exist, you'd better come with something better than that.


Actually, that's not true. The god of the Bible does not and cannot exist for the same reason square circles cannot exist. A thing that actually exists cannot have mutually exclusive properties. Just like a shape cannot simultaneously have four corners and no corners, your god cannot be all-knowing, all-loving, and all-powerful and still be responsible for the Universe we observe.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him - by deleteduser12345 - April 12, 2016 at 6:41 am
RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him - by Redbeard The Pink - April 16, 2016 at 1:39 am

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