Christians, would you have saved Jesus, if you had he chance?

[Wyrd of Gawd]

Absolutely. I'd save him, take him some place secluded and discretely strangle the f*cker to death. Then I'd burn the body. That way, if Jesus' death is indeed necessary for salvation of humankind - god's will would have been fulfilled and our sins - forgiven. But we'd have been spared all the christian bullsh*t...

The Jews said that they killed Jesus using five different methods.  You only use two.  So you sill have three other methods available to use.