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Poll: What do you think they'll do? This poll is closed.
take it and admire it in private	20.00%	2	20.00%
take it and tell everybody at your church and made sure all world knows about it	60.00%	6	60.00%
keep walking	10.00%	1	10.00%
smash it	10.00%	1	10.00%
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If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?

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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?

August 17, 2016 at 8:57 am

It isn't more absurd. Just a lot of idiots would think it is, I reckon. Religion is already maximally absurd.

As Sam Harris said, back when George. W. Bush was president:

Sam harris Wrote:The president of the United States has claimed, on more than one occasion, to be in dialogue with God. If he said that he was talking to God through his hairdryer, this would precipitate a national emergency. I fail to see how the addition of a hairdryer makes the claim more ridiculous or offensive

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If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Fake Messiah - August 17, 2016 at 6:37 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by abaris - August 17, 2016 at 6:40 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by account_inactive - August 17, 2016 at 2:25 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Cyberman - August 17, 2016 at 7:04 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Alex K - August 17, 2016 at 6:40 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Excited Penguin - August 17, 2016 at 6:41 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by chimp3 - August 17, 2016 at 7:24 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by rado84 - August 17, 2016 at 7:33 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Edwardo Piet - August 17, 2016 at 8:24 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by abaris - August 17, 2016 at 8:50 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Edwardo Piet - August 17, 2016 at 8:25 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Edwardo Piet - August 17, 2016 at 8:57 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2016 at 9:43 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Edwardo Piet - August 17, 2016 at 9:45 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by KevinM1 - August 17, 2016 at 10:06 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Whateverist - August 17, 2016 at 10:18 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2016 at 10:18 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Anomalocaris - August 17, 2016 at 11:53 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Minimalist - August 17, 2016 at 10:52 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Drich - August 17, 2016 at 11:26 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Minimalist - August 17, 2016 at 11:28 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Nihilist Virus - August 17, 2016 at 2:24 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Expired - August 17, 2016 at 2:31 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by brewer - August 17, 2016 at 4:55 pm

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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2016 at 5:44 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Anomalocaris - August 17, 2016 at 8:20 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Ravenshire - August 17, 2016 at 8:52 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Anomalocaris - August 17, 2016 at 9:06 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Minimalist - August 18, 2016 at 11:25 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2016 at 10:39 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by chimp3 - August 18, 2016 at 10:24 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Arkilogue - August 18, 2016 at 10:49 pm

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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by chimp3 - August 18, 2016 at 11:13 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Arkilogue - August 18, 2016 at 11:17 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Pat Mustard - August 20, 2016 at 4:59 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by chimp3 - August 18, 2016 at 11:24 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Arkilogue - August 18, 2016 at 11:27 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by chimp3 - August 18, 2016 at 11:37 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Arkilogue - August 18, 2016 at 11:40 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by KevinM1 - August 18, 2016 at 11:25 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by The Valkyrie - August 19, 2016 at 12:43 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Bunburryist - August 20, 2016 at 2:02 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Thumpalumpacus - August 20, 2016 at 3:24 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Edwardo Piet - August 20, 2016 at 3:32 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Little lunch - August 20, 2016 at 4:38 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Pat Mustard - August 20, 2016 at 4:52 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Lek - August 20, 2016 at 3:05 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Fake Messiah - August 21, 2016 at 10:32 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Lek - August 21, 2016 at 12:16 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Pat Mustard - August 21, 2016 at 12:01 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Lek - August 21, 2016 at 12:20 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Pat Mustard - August 21, 2016 at 3:07 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by vorlon13 - August 21, 2016 at 7:45 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by vorlon13 - August 21, 2016 at 12:04 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Joods - August 21, 2016 at 12:34 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Minimalist - August 21, 2016 at 12:39 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Primordial Bisque - August 26, 2016 at 3:41 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by account_inactive - August 26, 2016 at 3:42 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Joods - August 26, 2016 at 3:59 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Losty - August 26, 2016 at 4:40 pm

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