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Poll: What do you think they'll do?
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take it and admire it in private
20.00%
2 20.00%
take it and tell everybody at your church and made sure all world knows about it
60.00%
6 60.00%
keep walking
10.00%
1 10.00%
smash it
10.00%
1 10.00%
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If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
(August 17, 2016 at 6:40 am)abaris Wrote: You left out the obvious option, which is sell it to the highest bidder. I'm sure there's a tidy sum to be made.

Some years ago, a bloke in America - as if it needed qualifying Tongue - found a pattern in some rocks near his house that sort of could be said to look a bit like a huge handprint, if someone told you that's what you are meant to see. Obviously it was the Hand Of God™.

He could have built a shrine for wealthy and generous pilgrims.

Or started his own church.

At the very least he could have donated it to a museum.

Instead, he did the decent, xtian thing - he sold it on eBay.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Cyberman - August 17, 2016 at 7:04 pm

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