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If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?

Poll: What do you think they'll do?
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take it and admire it in private
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 2 20.00%
take it and tell everybody at your church and made sure all world knows about it
60.00%
 6 60.00%
keep walking
10.00%
 1 10.00%
smash it
10.00%
 1 10.00%
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If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 18, 2016 at 10:49 pm (This post was last modified: August 18, 2016 at 10:51 pm by Arkilogue.)
They'd harvest Jesus DNA and make Jesus clones to solve world hunger and climate change.
(August 18, 2016 at 10:24 pm)chimp3 Wrote: "Pilgrims to the Holy Shrine of Scatalia received the Sacrament of the Divine Coprolite last Sunday during a special "Limited Offer Once in a Lifetime Communion Mass". Father Stephens of the local diocese states that brandy was added to the communion wine to help wash the taste away. Stevens stated " We understand that the average 21st century parishioner does not have the spiritual fortitude of a 1st century sack cloth and ashes penitent so we added a little extra "proof" to convince the wary!"

Dude, there is plenty enough fecal matter in the "Holy Water" people dip their hands in and splash their face with.

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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Arkilogue - August 18, 2016 at 10:49 pm

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