(August 18, 2016 at 10:49 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: They'd harvest Jesus DNA and make Jesus clones to solve world hunger and climate change.
(August 18, 2016 at 10:24 pm)chimp3 Wrote: "Pilgrims to the Holy Shrine of Scatalia received the Sacrament of the Divine Coprolite last Sunday during a special "Limited Offer Once in a Lifetime Communion Mass". Father Stephens of the local diocese states that brandy was added to the communion wine to help wash the taste away. Stevens stated " We understand that the average 21st century parishioner does not have the spiritual fortitude of a 1st century sack cloth and ashes penitent so we added a little extra "proof" to convince the wary!"
Dude, there is plenty enough fecal matter in the "Holy Water" people dip their hands in and splash their face with.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013...ter-study/
Not a Catholic I take it?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!