If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?

Hello There, Guest! (Lost Password?) Register

Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!

Current time: August 12, 2025, 1:44 am

Poll: What do you think they'll do? This poll is closed.
take it and admire it in private	20.00%	2	20.00%
take it and tell everybody at your church and made sure all world knows about it	60.00%	6	60.00%
keep walking	10.00%	1	10.00%
smash it	10.00%	1	10.00%
Total		10 vote(s)	100%

* You voted for this item.

Thread Rating:

0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
1
2
3
4
5

Thread Modes

If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?

Minimalist Offline

Offline

Donators

Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass

Religious Views: Fuck It

Posts: 69247
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 258

#39

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?

August 18, 2016 at 11:25 pm

(August 17, 2016 at 9:06 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(August 17, 2016 at 8:52 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: Considering the vast number of "relics" that are already on prominent display in cathedrals around the world, I can easily see them building a shrine to house the holy turd.

Especially if the holy turd is said to have been shat during the passion. That may even make public defecation an act of piety in Christian eyes.

I'm sure they would have created a rousing back story... just like they did with their so-called martyr saints.

Find

Reply

« Next Oldest | Next Newest »

Messages In This Thread

If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Fake Messiah - August 17, 2016 at 6:37 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by abaris - August 17, 2016 at 6:40 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by account_inactive - August 17, 2016 at 2:25 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Cyberman - August 17, 2016 at 7:04 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Alex K - August 17, 2016 at 6:40 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Excited Penguin - August 17, 2016 at 6:41 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by chimp3 - August 17, 2016 at 7:24 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by rado84 - August 17, 2016 at 7:33 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Edwardo Piet - August 17, 2016 at 8:24 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by abaris - August 17, 2016 at 8:50 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Edwardo Piet - August 17, 2016 at 8:25 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Edwardo Piet - August 17, 2016 at 8:57 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2016 at 9:43 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Edwardo Piet - August 17, 2016 at 9:45 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by KevinM1 - August 17, 2016 at 10:06 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Whateverist - August 17, 2016 at 10:18 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2016 at 10:18 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Anomalocaris - August 17, 2016 at 11:53 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Minimalist - August 17, 2016 at 10:52 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Drich - August 17, 2016 at 11:26 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Minimalist - August 17, 2016 at 11:28 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Nihilist Virus - August 17, 2016 at 2:24 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Expired - August 17, 2016 at 2:31 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by brewer - August 17, 2016 at 4:55 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Gemini - August 17, 2016 at 5:26 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2016 at 5:44 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Anomalocaris - August 17, 2016 at 8:20 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Ravenshire - August 17, 2016 at 8:52 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Anomalocaris - August 17, 2016 at 9:06 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Minimalist - August 18, 2016 at 11:25 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2016 at 10:39 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by chimp3 - August 18, 2016 at 10:24 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Arkilogue - August 18, 2016 at 10:49 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by chimp3 - August 18, 2016 at 10:56 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Arkilogue - August 18, 2016 at 10:56 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Cyberman - August 19, 2016 at 12:32 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Arkilogue - August 19, 2016 at 12:37 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by chimp3 - August 18, 2016 at 11:13 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Arkilogue - August 18, 2016 at 11:17 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Pat Mustard - August 20, 2016 at 4:59 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by chimp3 - August 18, 2016 at 11:24 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Arkilogue - August 18, 2016 at 11:27 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by chimp3 - August 18, 2016 at 11:37 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Arkilogue - August 18, 2016 at 11:40 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by KevinM1 - August 18, 2016 at 11:25 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by The Valkyrie - August 19, 2016 at 12:43 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Bunburryist - August 20, 2016 at 2:02 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Thumpalumpacus - August 20, 2016 at 3:24 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Edwardo Piet - August 20, 2016 at 3:32 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Little lunch - August 20, 2016 at 4:38 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Pat Mustard - August 20, 2016 at 4:52 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Lek - August 20, 2016 at 3:05 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Fake Messiah - August 21, 2016 at 10:32 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Lek - August 21, 2016 at 12:16 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Pat Mustard - August 21, 2016 at 12:01 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Lek - August 21, 2016 at 12:20 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Pat Mustard - August 21, 2016 at 3:07 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by vorlon13 - August 21, 2016 at 7:45 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by vorlon13 - August 21, 2016 at 12:04 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Joods - August 21, 2016 at 12:34 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Minimalist - August 21, 2016 at 12:39 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Primordial Bisque - August 26, 2016 at 3:41 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by account_inactive - August 26, 2016 at 3:42 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Joods - August 26, 2016 at 3:59 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Losty - August 26, 2016 at 4:40 pm

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread		Author	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Would they worship a chair?	Fake Messiah	20	2500	April 26, 2021 at 3:40 pm Last Post: The Grand Nudger
	Would Jesus promote punishing the innocent instead of the guilty?	Greatest I am	159	19190	September 10, 2020 at 3:37 pm Last Post: Greatest I am
	How we found out Evolution is true	fredd bear	38	5480	March 26, 2019 at 4:23 pm Last Post: The Valkyrie
	Would They Die for a Lie?	YahwehIsTheWay	95	22525	December 27, 2018 at 11:10 pm Last Post: The Grand Nudger
	I've found God?	ScienceAf	120	39097	October 8, 2017 at 12:30 pm Last Post: brewer
	Jesus Would Be Proud of You, Douchebag	Minimalist	37	12193	August 21, 2017 at 2:03 pm Last Post: downbeatplumb
	St. Columba's hut found	Silver	43	17381	July 13, 2017 at 3:32 pm Last Post: FatAndFaithless
	Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God	JacquelineDeane55	78	26763	June 10, 2017 at 9:46 am Last Post: Fireball
	Praise GOD !!!! A Jesus your Vorlon would worship !!!!!!	vorlon13	7	1866	April 22, 2017 at 2:02 pm Last Post: vorlon13
	Christians, would you have saved Jesus, if you had he chance?	Simon Moon	294	56042	July 2, 2016 at 11:23 am Last Post: vorlon13

View a Printable Version

Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)

Current time: August 12, 2025, 1:44 am Powered By MyBB, © 2002-2025 MyBB Group.Atheist Forums is 16 Years, 11 Months, 2 Weeks, 10 Hours, 57 Minutes, 36 Seconds old.
The views expressed on this website are those of the members who express them and do not necessarily represent the views of Atheist Forums, its owners, or staff.