RE: I'm confused (porn talk)
October 2, 2016 at 11:42 pm
(This post was last modified: October 2, 2016 at 11:44 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
What do you do with something like that when you're not at work, though, you know? Keep your keys in there so you don't lose em? Maybe a few hundred in 20's and a fake id in case you need to bug out to mexico? Or do you just plug a sharpie in it so you can sign autographs without putting down your mocha? I mean, I know what I would do..I can already see my big, beautiful d on the page. The letter mind you, I just sign my name a big (hip swooping) D.
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