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A simple God question if I may.
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RE: A simple God question if I may.
(February 14, 2017 at 7:56 am)ignoramus Wrote: We all know about alot of the weird contradictions in the bible, etc.
I'm not questioning why God is stupid. I know he isn't because his character was written by man.

I'm just at a loss to explain the thinking by the authors/translators behind something very basic.
Why would an all powerful God who just created the whole universe need to pinch a rib from Adam to make Eve?

I know it's just a story, but what the hell is the moral from it?  ---That God is all powerful except for making spare ribs?  Dunno
I'd like a theist to enlighten me please.

The dust trick didn't work the second time he tried it.

And the rib trick didn't work when he wanted Jesus, so He had to blow a spirit into a teenage girls po-po with his mighty nostrils.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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A simple God question if I may. - by ignoramus - February 14, 2017 at 7:56 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Whateverist - February 14, 2017 at 9:56 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Minimalist - February 14, 2017 at 3:34 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 15, 2017 at 12:31 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Lek - February 17, 2017 at 1:23 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by phoenix31 - February 14, 2017 at 10:06 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by HairyCyclist - February 14, 2017 at 10:17 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Neo-Scholastic - February 14, 2017 at 1:40 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by HairyCyclist - February 15, 2017 at 4:09 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by vorlon13 - February 14, 2017 at 10:48 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by GUBU - February 14, 2017 at 10:57 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 14, 2017 at 11:42 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Rhondazvous - February 14, 2017 at 3:23 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Godschild - February 15, 2017 at 2:12 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Asmodee - February 14, 2017 at 4:05 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Neo-Scholastic - February 14, 2017 at 4:07 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by ignoramus - February 14, 2017 at 4:46 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Rhondazvous - February 14, 2017 at 8:29 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by The Valkyrie - February 14, 2017 at 8:32 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by ignoramus - February 14, 2017 at 8:36 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by The Valkyrie - February 14, 2017 at 8:46 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Rhondazvous - February 15, 2017 at 2:37 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by PETE_ROSE - February 14, 2017 at 9:41 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by ignoramus - February 14, 2017 at 9:58 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by PETE_ROSE - February 14, 2017 at 10:48 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by ignoramus - February 14, 2017 at 11:11 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Neo-Scholastic - February 15, 2017 at 12:34 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by ignoramus - February 15, 2017 at 2:34 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Drich - February 15, 2017 at 9:51 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by h4ym4n - February 15, 2017 at 9:56 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Asmodee - February 15, 2017 at 10:39 am

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