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A simple God question if I may.
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RE: A simple God question if I may.
Are you back on the 'puter doing complex boys things again?
Get back in the kitchen with your mother! Git! Before I marry you off to a nice sailor in the Navy! Big Grin

(February 14, 2017 at 8:29 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:
(February 14, 2017 at 4:46 pm)ignoramus Wrote: My uneducated mother used to tell me that man also had one less rib also...

I thought that's a nice way to explain it retrospectively, but it's not true.
Why a rib?

I'd like to see a new version of the bible written using information we have today.

"And God took a USB thumb drive from Adam, etc"

The Authorized Rhonda Version? It will include Lilith. Or the New Jim Version with Australian astrophysics, the southern star instead of the eastern star.

BTW, I did give three reasons why it was a rib on page 1.

The Aussie bible will no doubt include the southern star, an old holden but sadly, no 3 wise men.
And I'm pretty sure Mary won't be a virgin...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Messages In This Thread
A simple God question if I may. - by ignoramus - February 14, 2017 at 7:56 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Whateverist - February 14, 2017 at 9:56 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Minimalist - February 14, 2017 at 3:34 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 15, 2017 at 12:31 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Lek - February 17, 2017 at 1:23 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by phoenix31 - February 14, 2017 at 10:06 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by HairyCyclist - February 14, 2017 at 10:17 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Neo-Scholastic - February 14, 2017 at 1:40 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by HairyCyclist - February 15, 2017 at 4:09 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by vorlon13 - February 14, 2017 at 10:48 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by GUBU - February 14, 2017 at 10:57 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 14, 2017 at 11:42 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Rhondazvous - February 14, 2017 at 3:23 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Godschild - February 15, 2017 at 2:12 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Asmodee - February 14, 2017 at 4:05 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Neo-Scholastic - February 14, 2017 at 4:07 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by ignoramus - February 14, 2017 at 4:46 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Rhondazvous - February 14, 2017 at 8:29 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by The Valkyrie - February 14, 2017 at 8:32 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by ignoramus - February 14, 2017 at 8:36 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by The Valkyrie - February 14, 2017 at 8:46 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Rhondazvous - February 15, 2017 at 2:37 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by PETE_ROSE - February 14, 2017 at 9:41 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by ignoramus - February 14, 2017 at 9:58 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by PETE_ROSE - February 14, 2017 at 10:48 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by ignoramus - February 14, 2017 at 11:11 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Neo-Scholastic - February 15, 2017 at 12:34 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by ignoramus - February 15, 2017 at 2:34 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Drich - February 15, 2017 at 9:51 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by h4ym4n - February 15, 2017 at 9:56 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Asmodee - February 15, 2017 at 10:39 am

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