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April 2, 2017 at 6:49 pm (This post was last modified: April 2, 2017 at 6:50 pm by Nay_Sayer.)

(April 2, 2017 at 12:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: The fucking creatards don't think its an allegory.

Of course, they are all as dumb as shit.

Well, I'm convinced now, Find me a river and baptize me.

I cannot think of a more air tight and scientific method of proving that an old man and his family built an ark able to contain hundreds of thousands of animals in ancient times then by doing it again with a fleet of cranes, Boom lifts and construction workers.

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