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Tell Me Again How Great Fucking Xtians Are
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RE: Tell Me Again How Great Fucking Xtians Are
The idea must have been to reduce the amount of "coveting" that led to internecine squabbles.....but, you know, clay tablets were in short supply, semi-literate scribes were thin on the ground....and whomever was putting this shit together could only afford to post so many characters....

So we end up with that.

So much of the strangeness of religion can be explained by asinine shit like that. You know? Un-profound..just a budget restriction on some poor nutter somewhen.
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RE: Tell Me Again How Great Fucking Xtians Are - by emjay - June 25, 2017 at 11:56 pm
RE: Tell Me Again How Great Fucking Xtians Are - by emjay - June 26, 2017 at 12:12 am
RE: Tell Me Again How Great Fucking Xtians Are - by emjay - June 26, 2017 at 12:38 am
RE: Tell Me Again How Great Fucking Xtians Are - by The Grand Nudger - June 26, 2017 at 1:05 am

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