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Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?

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Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
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RE: Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
July 5, 2017 at 7:53 pm
Oh well, if Satan really has been destroyed then I suppose you could all worship me.

It's a burden, but someone has to step up.

Gifts, I mean "sacrifices", should consist of black roses, sapphires, platinum, and motorbikes.

Blood sacrifices should be made on a weekly basis. I will accept non virgins, but they must be religious fundamentalists, anti-feminists, anti-science, or something similar.

You may now start worshipping.

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RE: Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship? - by The Valkyrie - July 5, 2017 at 7:53 pm

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