This guy applied for a job at the Texas hurricane Observation commission. The position paid well, but you had to be willing to travel.
On his cover letter he told the interviewer to only call him after 5:30 because he’s self employed and his boss didn’t know he was looking for a new job.
He went down to Brooks Brothers to get a nice suit so he could look nice at the interview, but when he got to the cash register he realized he didn’t have any money in his account because his bank had put a stop payment on his reality check. He was expecting money from an insurance company, but they denied his claims for damages caused by an act of god because they knew he was an atheist.
In desperation he broke into the police station and stole all the toilet seats hoping to sell them. He got away with it because investigators looking into the crime had nothing to go on.
His friends told him if he wanted a good job he had to be smarter than that. So he went out and bought a sic pack of beer, because his name is Buddy and he read somewhere that beer makes Bud wiser.
In this state of mind he went to the interview at the Texas Hurricane Observation Commission. I don’t remember the rest of it. I hear it’s just a lot of wind.
On his cover letter he told the interviewer to only call him after 5:30 because he’s self employed and his boss didn’t know he was looking for a new job.
He went down to Brooks Brothers to get a nice suit so he could look nice at the interview, but when he got to the cash register he realized he didn’t have any money in his account because his bank had put a stop payment on his reality check. He was expecting money from an insurance company, but they denied his claims for damages caused by an act of god because they knew he was an atheist.
In desperation he broke into the police station and stole all the toilet seats hoping to sell them. He got away with it because investigators looking into the crime had nothing to go on.
His friends told him if he wanted a good job he had to be smarter than that. So he went out and bought a sic pack of beer, because his name is Buddy and he read somewhere that beer makes Bud wiser.
In this state of mind he went to the interview at the Texas Hurricane Observation Commission. I don’t remember the rest of it. I hear it’s just a lot of wind.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.