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I told my little girl about angels yesterday...
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RE: I told my little girl about angels yesterday...
The afterlife thing backfired on me because when I was told about it I became insanely terrified of eternity and how boring it could become.
Even now I've learned to switch my brain off from it, and I think it's the fear of that which used to make me take drugs a lot and now drives me to want sex a lot is because those are the only two things that take my mind off death.

I have no idea what I'll tell my daughter, the angels part of your story was ridiculously cute though.

I was lied to about santa but I took it as a joke kind of thing, like my parents tried to trick me as a joke, I know some kids who took it very seriously though and went a bit crazy finding out he wasn't real.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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I told my little girl about angels yesterday... - by Jehanne - August 30, 2017 at 10:42 am
RE: I told my little girl about angels yesterday... - by paulpablo - August 30, 2017 at 5:30 pm

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