Make up your own atheistic quote

[Edwardo Piet]

Here's my atheistic quote "I like video games, music, pizza and wanking frantically."

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I find this thread very unimpressive and unchallenging.

Really? Try all of the above simultaneously. But be careful with that jalapeno!

You suggest this like I don't always do all 3 at once anyways.

And don't worry, I use different hands.

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Really? Try all of the above simultaneously. But be careful with that jalapeno!

I thought simultaneously was a given. 

You didn't expect his new lap top to last long did you?

Don't be silly. This new laptop is precious. I extend it a few feet away and reach one arm fowards to play Diablo 3.... and I swap between using that hand for Diablo and using it to er... and then I occasionally porn the game and visit.....websites. With shitty acting so I usually mute them while I listen to music.

Then I use the other hand for chowing down on pizza, burgers, fish and chips, curries, etc.

I HAVE to keep the computer a few feet away. This computer is the most kick ass computer I've ever had. Faster than 74% of intels! It's too precious! So I have to keep it a few feet away to stop me from spilling food, drink and er.... other stuff... on it.

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then I occasionally porn the game

This was meant to be "pause the game".

Funniest Freudian slip ever.

This is what happens when I type at the same speed as I think. I seriously end up typing what I'm avoiding trying to type sometimes