I do know that I don't know.

Or in the words of Robert Ingersoll, "The clergy know that I know that they know that they do not know."

(September 28, 2017 at 5:18 pm)Succubus Wrote:

(September 28, 2017 at 1:08 pm)Hammy Wrote: Here's my atheistic quote "I like video games, music, pizza and wanking frantically."

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I find this thread very unimpressive and unchallenging.

Really? Try all of the above simultaneously. But be careful with that jalapeno!

You suggest this like I don't always do all 3 at once anyways.

And don't worry, I use different hands.

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(September 28, 2017 at 6:39 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:

(September 28, 2017 at 5:18 pm)Succubus Wrote: Really? Try all of the above simultaneously. But be careful with that jalapeno!

I thought simultaneously was a given. 

You didn't expect his new lap top to last long did you?

Don't be silly. This new laptop is precious. I extend it a few feet away and reach one arm fowards to play Diablo 3.... and I swap between using that hand for Diablo and using it to er... and then I occasionally porn the game and visit.....websites. With shitty acting so I usually mute them while I listen to music.

Then I use the other hand for chowing down on pizza, burgers, fish and chips, curries, etc.

I HAVE to keep the computer a few feet away. This computer is the most kick ass computer I've ever had. Faster than 74% of intels! It's too precious! So I have to keep it a few feet away to stop me from spilling food, drink and er.... other stuff... on it.

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(September 29, 2017 at 5:59 am)Hammy Wrote: then I occasionally porn the game

This was meant to be "pause the game".

Funniest Freudian slip ever.

This is what happens when I type at the same speed as I think. I seriously end up typing what I'm avoiding trying to type sometimes

(September 28, 2017 at 1:31 pm)Aegon Wrote:

My point is I hate when people make up their own quotes. Ever since THIS fiasco, it always makes me cringe.

(September 28, 2017 at 10:21 pm)Losty Wrote:

(September 28, 2017 at 1:08 pm)Hammy Wrote: Here's my atheistic quote "I like video games, music, pizza and wanking frantically."

Here's another "I have eyeballs."

I find this thread very unimpressive and unchallenging.

Haha I'm glad I amused. But I have to just tell it like it is ya know?

How about this one: "Don't be silly, protect your willy."

Taking about combat sports, pervs. 

Religion, political and economic ideologies are nothing but artificial constructs humans sell to avoid the fact we are not a separate species.

(September 29, 2017 at 2:25 pm)energizer bunny Wrote: How about this one: "Don't be silly, protect your willy."

Taking about combat sports, pervs. 

What's far more important is to learn how to defend yourself from fresh fruit:

"If you were to say you get your entire moral philosophy from Dr. Seuss, I would still respect you infinitely more than I would if you were to say you get it from any holy text."

"Fuck off, churchy"