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They Didn't Even Have The Decency To Use KY Jelly

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They Didn't Even Have The Decency To Use KY Jelly
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RE: They Didn't Even Have The Decency To Use KY Jelly
December 3, 2017 at 8:34 pm
(December 3, 2017 at 8:18 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(December 3, 2017 at 8:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Yup.

No lube and a huge black strap-on.

He wasn't gentle, either.

And no cuddling afterwards.

I lurv it when you talk dirty like that . . .


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That reminds me of that recent episode of South Park. Unfortunately, that particular clip of President Garrison with the big pink strap-on preparing to rape Paul Ryan, Mitch O'Connell, and Mike Pence isn't on Youtube, so here's a scene of the aftermath with Paul Ryan:



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RE: They Didn't Even Have The Decency To Use KY Jelly - by Rev. Rye - December 3, 2017 at 8:34 pm

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