What goes on your dog?

[John V]

Earhole, eyehole, aresehole, foreskin, labia, left ventricle, right ventricle and colon con contents. And lot's of other stuff I won't list least it put you off your tea.

I take it you don't eat scrapple then. All the leftover parts of a pig, mixed with corn meal:



Then formed into an aesthetically pleasing brown brick:



Then slice it, fry it in butter, and serve with eggs:



Mmmm... pork hearts and tails... good eating