RE: Ask me anything
August 21, 2018 at 6:41 am
(This post was last modified: August 21, 2018 at 6:44 am by Lucanus.)
(August 21, 2018 at 6:37 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Nuns or radishes?
Radishes are easier to clean, but nuns taste better if you have the time to cook them properly.
(August 21, 2018 at 6:38 am)chimp3 Wrote: Ball Hog or Tug Boat?
Anything that has even the shadow of Krist Novoselic in it deserves my respect
(August 21, 2018 at 6:40 am)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: Cod or Tuna?
I eat tuna everyday
Fight me
(August 21, 2018 at 6:40 am)purplepurpose Wrote: Jesus or Allah?
Depends. Is it an African or a European Jesus?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
