RE: Ask me anything
August 21, 2018 at 7:27 am
(This post was last modified: August 21, 2018 at 7:30 am by Lucanus.)
(August 21, 2018 at 7:22 am)emjay Wrote:(August 21, 2018 at 7:14 am)Lucanus Wrote: Believe it or not, I'm not a good liar, so mafia games, especially online, tend to be kinda stressful to me. I'll gladly play again once I'm in a better place, so to speak.
You don't have to be a good liar, you just have to hope you don't roll scumI don't like lying either and I'm terrible at it and my scum game is awful as a result... still... and games are also stressful for me... but worth it. Just saying I empathise. Sure you can't be tempted?
Not this time

(August 21, 2018 at 7:22 am)Brian37 Wrote: Why do nipples have men?
Because intelligent design, duh

"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."