RE: Ask me anything
August 21, 2018 at 7:15 pm
(This post was last modified: August 21, 2018 at 7:16 pm by Lucanus.)
(August 21, 2018 at 7:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: How much C4 does it take to eviscerate the average nun?
It's a patented procedure so I can't really give you all the details, but I will say that it's more than you might think.
Priests on the other hand, can be handily suffocated using a particular kind of pasta: the strozzapreti. They can subsequently be cut up with a common pizza slicer.
(August 21, 2018 at 7:14 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(August 21, 2018 at 7:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: How much C4 does it take to eviscerate the average nun?
What kind of meat to priests eat?
I bet Min could answer this one as well :/
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
