(September 6, 2018 at 7:22 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Prayer is like masturbation! Feels good, but does not do much for the person you are thinking about!
I have a meme I used in response to “I’ll pray for you” messages on FB.
Don’t pray for me. The thought of you on your knees rubbing your sweaty hand together while thinking of me is creeping me out!”
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"