This happened last year:
A dude and I went out of town together. We grabbed dinner at a well known restaurant, sat at the bar, and had one drink each. Let me describe this dude, so you understand why it’s hard to see why someone would want to mess with him. This is a tall, big, muscular (big and hard muscles), dude with an allergy to be nice. His face is always expressing anger for some reason. There’s a reason we don’t hang out anymore, but back to the story.
We talked outside of the restaurant for a good half hour and then we left. We had a 3 hour drive back home. It took us forever, because things got weird. I saw panthers and tigers crossing the highway over bridges that looped around over masses of water. We were in the open desert and there are exactly ZERO bridges there. “Dude, I just saw a panther!” I look at him and he looks like he’s seeing ghosts, “I’m seeing lions and tigers walking on water...” Fuck. We were both seeing it. We stopped the car and sat there. We saw an ocean that opened up for us (I’m thinking someone spiked Moses’ drink lol), we saw serpents, lots of bridges everywhere, and colorful lights all over. It was so real, though! After a while it passed, but we went home with horrible abdominal pain. This huge dude looked like a fragile being sitting there feeling vulnerable and confused.
Nobody approached us outside of the restaurant. I still don’t know wth we ate or drank that caused that.
A dude and I went out of town together. We grabbed dinner at a well known restaurant, sat at the bar, and had one drink each. Let me describe this dude, so you understand why it’s hard to see why someone would want to mess with him. This is a tall, big, muscular (big and hard muscles), dude with an allergy to be nice. His face is always expressing anger for some reason. There’s a reason we don’t hang out anymore, but back to the story.
We talked outside of the restaurant for a good half hour and then we left. We had a 3 hour drive back home. It took us forever, because things got weird. I saw panthers and tigers crossing the highway over bridges that looped around over masses of water. We were in the open desert and there are exactly ZERO bridges there. “Dude, I just saw a panther!” I look at him and he looks like he’s seeing ghosts, “I’m seeing lions and tigers walking on water...” Fuck. We were both seeing it. We stopped the car and sat there. We saw an ocean that opened up for us (I’m thinking someone spiked Moses’ drink lol), we saw serpents, lots of bridges everywhere, and colorful lights all over. It was so real, though! After a while it passed, but we went home with horrible abdominal pain. This huge dude looked like a fragile being sitting there feeling vulnerable and confused.
Nobody approached us outside of the restaurant. I still don’t know wth we ate or drank that caused that.
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