Atheist Bible Study 1: Genesis

[The Valkyrie]

And god gaveth Moses two tablets upon which were written the Ten Commandments of the Lord.

And Moses didst read them and said unto the Lord, "Three of these Commandments are about you, oh Lord. Where is the commandment against rape and slavery?"

And the Lord did ponder this question for a moment and then speaketh unto Moses, "Shut the fuck up, Moses!"