RE: Intercessory prayer is pointless
October 18, 2018 at 11:46 am
(This post was last modified: October 18, 2018 at 11:47 am by Nay_Sayer.)
It's not a sin to petition FSM, it's just FSM is not in the habit of filling petitions if you can't or won't also pray. It's a whole process Described by Cheesus in the parable of the wise and foolish baker.
In essence, we may have one idea about god like naming and claim crap then FSM sends the wind and rain and your name and claim your house will not fall, and it does, hence evidence that your idea of FSM is not real... In modern times foolish people think because their initial idea of FSM is not real. There can't be an FSM or worse they don't have enough faith... or they have too much sin or any number of other bogus reason other than they are so far from FSM. FSM is not willing to support their false idea of FSM. So FSM simply leaves the believer or leaves the church and the honest people will say there is no FSM here. and the idea was to go out and look some place else.
RAmen.
In essence, we may have one idea about god like naming and claim crap then FSM sends the wind and rain and your name and claim your house will not fall, and it does, hence evidence that your idea of FSM is not real... In modern times foolish people think because their initial idea of FSM is not real. There can't be an FSM or worse they don't have enough faith... or they have too much sin or any number of other bogus reason other than they are so far from FSM. FSM is not willing to support their false idea of FSM. So FSM simply leaves the believer or leaves the church and the honest people will say there is no FSM here. and the idea was to go out and look some place else.
RAmen.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.