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Too Soon For a Lie
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Too Soon For a Lie
For the next apologetic miracle, we turn to the historical documents...




Why does everyone always laugh when I say "historical documents"?

Anyway, we know the Gospel accounts were penned too quickly to have been based on myth or legend. I mean, who ever heard of a man dying and then being seen alive by his most devoted fans within years of his death?

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Checkmate once again, atheists!

...Moving on...
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church

™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. 

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Too Soon For a Lie - by YahwehIsTheWay - November 30, 2018 at 8:04 pm
RE: Too Soon For a Lie - by Drich - December 4, 2018 at 12:54 pm
RE: Too Soon For a Lie - by Angrboda - December 5, 2018 at 11:25 am
RE: Too Soon For a Lie - by Drich - December 5, 2018 at 4:44 pm
RE: Too Soon For a Lie - by DeistPaladin - December 5, 2018 at 5:04 pm
RE: Too Soon For a Lie - by Angrboda - December 5, 2018 at 7:00 pm
RE: Too Soon For a Lie - by Brian37 - December 5, 2018 at 5:12 pm
RE: Too Soon For a Lie - by The Grand Nudger - December 5, 2018 at 11:39 am
RE: Too Soon For a Lie - by Amarok - December 5, 2018 at 11:51 am
RE: Too Soon For a Lie - by Gawdzilla Sama - December 5, 2018 at 4:53 pm
RE: Too Soon For a Lie - by Amarok - December 5, 2018 at 6:02 pm
RE: Too Soon For a Lie - by DeistPaladin - December 5, 2018 at 6:11 pm
RE: Too Soon For a Lie - by Amarok - December 5, 2018 at 6:19 pm
RE: Too Soon For a Lie - by Minimalist - December 5, 2018 at 6:13 pm
RE: Too Soon For a Lie - by T0 Th3 M4X - December 5, 2018 at 7:16 pm

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